Never Lie to your Mother

HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER!

You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one...

Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the
meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful
Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was. Brian's Mom had long been
suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Stephanie, and this
had only made her more Curious. Over the course of the evening,
while watching the two react, she started to wonder if there was
more between Brian and Stephanie than met the eye. Reading his mom's
thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but
I assure you Stephanie and I are just Roommates."

About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
g ravy ladle; You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian
said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure.
So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mom: I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from
the House, I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle.
But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were
here for Dinner.
Love, Brian
Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother
that Read:

Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, I'm not saying
that You "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that if
Stephanie Is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy
ladle by now.

Love, Mom!